Mark Zuckerberg’s Meta Keeps Suspending Mark Zuckerberg, Esq., From Facebook — and Now He’s Suing

Mark Zuckerberg has a really hard time making dinner reservations. People hang up on him constantly. Trying to live a normal life for the last two decades has been tough. He can’t even keep a Facebook page.

That’s because Mark Zuckerberg is a bankruptcy lawyer from Indianapolis, Indiana, and not the cofounder of Facebook and CEO of Meta, Mark Zuckerberg.

“I can’t use my name when making reservations or conducting business as people assume I’m a prank caller and hang up,” he writes on his blog, iammarkzuckerberg.com. “My life sometimes feels like the Michael Jordan ESPN commercial, where a regular person’s name causes constant mixups.”

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